You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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