But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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