My first STD was from a foam party
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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