I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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