Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
id be glad to
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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