I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I have aggressive nipples.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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