Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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