WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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