i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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