apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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