Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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