OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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