Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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