I think my vagina is haunted
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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