Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Randomize
