Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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