yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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