Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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