I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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