ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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