If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize