My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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