I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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