WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
should my penis look like a turkey
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
