butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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