We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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