people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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