I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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