Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Someone came in the potted fern
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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