in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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