k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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