Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I party with great urgency now.
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