That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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