rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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