sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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