erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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