cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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