He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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