How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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