Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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