remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
