What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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