bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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