We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
