just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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