either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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