How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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