What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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