You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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