it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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