If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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