The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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