Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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