we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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