If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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