Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Semen is not good for contacts.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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