Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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