grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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