brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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