you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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