i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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