porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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