No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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