everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
this boner is exhausting
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We just shotgunned beers for America
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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