Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
