chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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